Unless you’ve been living in a ditch or are the equivalent of pond life as regards style – you will know that November 14th is a wake up early and get in line day. Isabel Marant Pour H&M to be precise. Now – I hate mornings. HATE them. I am a T.O.T.A.L. bitch, it’s soooo hard to drag my moody butt out of bed – unless…there’s a designer/high street collaboration. 5am – ZING! Queueing from 6am H&M Marni. 5am ZING! Queueing from 6am H&M Lanvin.
And 14th of November shall be no different. Except it shall. Because this time – not only can I buy for myself. No no NO. I can buy for my future girls. I’m fattening them up in similar manner to the way they make Foie Gras – so they can fit the sizes. You see – for kids the line is for 9-14 year olds. And mums of boys – it’s for boys too!!! Let us drool….
When I say elbows at the ready – I really REALLY mean it. Set those alarm clocks! See you at H&M.