NOODOLL X PETITES PATTES BABY GIFT SET

My oldest friend had a baby yesterday. Her first. A boy.

So here I am, doing the job I do, with access to all the images and products I have, and I am BAFFLED as to what to get her. A) Because she means a lot to me and so will the baby (once past the crying all the time stage – maybe nearer toddler age then – but that’s by the by) and B) doing the job I do, with access to all the images and products I have, it is expected to be something good, something cool and something different. So this is what I am getting her.

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Fave brand of the blog Noodoll have teamed up with another fave brand of the blog Petites Pattes, to launch a new exclusive gift set especially for babies from newborn to one year old. We shall call it A Box of Excruciating Womb-aching Cuteness. Petites Pattes make colourful and unique buy doxycycline online in australia baby socks in a range of cool designs. Petite Pattes means ‘small paws’ in case, like me, you were wondering.

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Stylish Top 5 Mothers Day Gift Ideas

Now I know there is a growing movement about women choosing not to be a mother. There are benefits to not being a mother. Let’s explore a few..

Sleep. Blissful, uninterrupted sleep. Not needing to wipe any bottom – except your own. Your hands – soft – not rough and aged from washing them after touching aforementioned bottoms or grimy kids hands. No one walking in whilst you grab 5 seconds to actually go to the loo screaming “Mummmaaaaay Roxie hitttttt meeeeeeeeee”. Your car, clean – smells fresh – not full of crumbs, vomit or smeary finger-marks. Your jeans, without knee-holes from bending down to pick up someone elses mess. Your tops – embellished with sequins – not drops of baby vomit or smeared toddler food. Your hair – blow dried to within an inch if it’s life – not one hair out of place – and not pulled or so greasy you could cook chips in it. The food you cook, remains on a plate – not liberally littered around the kitchen, getting into places you didn’t even know existed. Your cutlery, gets used – you never have to witness the grossness of eating rice with fingers.  Your cloakroom, has coats hanging in it – as opposed to strewn all over the floor after a day of school. Your Sky Box not full to capacity with CBeebies, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network horrors. Your treat cupboard. What treat cupboard – who can have treats around and keep THIS body looking THIS good? Oh about THE body – no stretch marks, no empty pouches for breasts, no cuts, no stitches, no flapping, overstretched lady-bits. Yes, there are many, many benefits.

BUT, and this is a GIANT BUT – the cuddles, the love, the innocence, the cute things they say, the way they look adoringly at you (unless you have told them off) and much more more MORE – I’m pleased I choose motherhood. Well, priligy either way, I’m knee-deep in it now….

Seriously though – I wouldn’t change it for the world. So to that end Mammas, let us be celebrated on our one day this year – Mother’s Day. And here’s what I propose you deserve.

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Are You Ready To Play for Free This Xmas?

The big Christmas build up has begun. I’ve started with my Top 10 Stylish Xmas Kids Gifts. I actually had a complaint about the prices of some of my choices. You know the type. OK – I get it, Xmas can be very expensive and let’s face it – kids more often than not either (a) prefer the packaging to the gift or (b) play with the gift obsessively for a few days and then it goes into the toy cupboard, along with last year’s latest and greatest gifts, to die.

So in the spirit of Xmas and giving – today I am both giving you a great idea for a Xmas present, but I also have 3 of these things to give away. What you may say? Coloud The Boom Kids Headphones people. Look here…

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North East South West Turns One

Oh I do so love a splurge! ESPECIALLY when I’m spending someone else’s money and they have pots and pots of it! So I simply HAD to mark the first birthday of Kim Kardashian West and Kanye West’s daughter North West, so I could have some fun selecting my Top 5 of the most outrageously expensive gifts, that may or may not have been on her gift list. Lets go!

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Let’s kick off with this Stevenson dappled grey rocking horse from favourite posh shop of mine Harrods. A snip at £5,000.

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